Hmmm.... well I haven't been here because my house has been a disaster. What was supposed to be a one day effort has now spanned the weekend into today and I am just about up to my eyeballs in frustration. With any luck (divine intervention, some kind of massive voodoo spell, and a wave of the fairy wand) I should have two rooms decked in lurverly (gack!) laminate wood flooring which does not even remotely look like wood, much less sound like wood. But let us who still inhabit the world of renting be not derisive of such grand landlordly gestures. I will be much pleased with my clone flooring and will adore it until such time as I can convince myself that owning a house of my own is not the money pit/nightmare/den of insecurity that I currently believe it is.
Yes... there will be sleeping in the BED tonight! Woo - F*&@ing - Hoo!!
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There are voodoo spells for laminate flooring?
oh yes, voodoo is now very mainstream and prosaic.** not just for making zombies anymore - you can frappe your latte cream, or perhaps walk you dog with one of the more common voodoo incantations. should be a guide at your local half-price books.
** harken back to my post about my bird turning into a voodoo priestess. it could happen to your bunnies, ya know. and one day you wake up and there are zombie bunnies slobbering at the foot of your bed just waiting to nibble your ball sack off.
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